I Amuse Myself

I just got a call from some company offering me a free cell phone. To which I responded that I was not interested on a cell phone. He asked me if I had one. I replied no and added "but I don't want one. They are the work of the satan." Of course he continued to try to convince me. I asked him "do you want to send me to hell? If you don't then don't offer me a cell phone" So he proceeded to offer me high speed internet. I told him that I had accepted service for high speed internet guess from who? SATAN!!! and therefore I could not get any other service that would be faster. He asked me if there were any other family members or housemates who would be interested on a free cell phone with 600 free minutes. I told him that they probably were, but they were to busy worshiping Satan. So he started again on the cell phone. I stopped him mid-stream and said "Look, I am only interested in going to the 2 circle, cause i like to read porno on the web. Obviously you are interested in the 8th or 9th circle depending on the kind of fraud you are about to commit if i buy what ever crap you want to sell me. So, lets save each other a circle or two of eternal pain, though i doubt it will help you considering the business you are in..." Nah, I didn't say that. I am not that witty. Though it would have been funny because it would have helped him conclude that I was nutz... though my actual response was equally as insane "Long Live Satan!" and he started to crack up and said good bye. It just made my day.

And yes I am a simpleton...